11/29/07

Fans, Fans, Fans. They Make Me Blush.

What I miss most about writing a column is the intense adulation from fans. And so since I was feeling lonesome this week, I reached out to some former column readers to let them know that I'm all web 2.0 and a blogger now. Here is some feedback:

You apparently don't remember my remarks to you.....I told you that you're an asshole, schmuck, jerk....regarding your article about Tiger Woods weeping when he won the open.....and if you remembered correctly which apparently you don't I told you that as I'm old enough to be your Mother I thank God I'm not and am spared saying an asshole like you is my son.....and as for the young girl you're engaged to I offer this advice....RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS JERK WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!!!!


And this, believe it or not, came from a lady.

10 comments:

jersygrl21 said...

Wow that is one crazy lady! I can't believe how harsh she was! I am also one of your loyal fans from your column but I really liked what you wrote and still do. That lady needs to lay off the drugs a little bit. Keep up the good work.

Nark said...

My mom regularly calls me an asshole. This lady's got to come up with something better than that.

Catherine White said...

Holy smokes, Matt! Guess you better not badmouth Tiger Woods, huh?
I got your update email ... was a HUGE fan of Bachelor Pad and I actually linked to your blog from mine -http://www.stargazette.com/blogs/genx/scanandplan/index.html - (I DO still write for Gannett ... although I'm pretty much a peon).
I was glad to get your email and I like the new blog.
Keep up the good work and ignore the old bag!
Was that mean?

Sugar said...

I'll bet that e-mail came directly from the rec room at The Home.

Did it have a .shadypines email address?

annegb said...

Well, I was probably your biggest fan in southern Utah and I loved your column :)

chris said...

thats what you get for e-mailing my girlfriend's mom

Old Man Snap said...

What. You gets you some fans and now it's all not so much with the daily blogging? Sheesh.

Kristi said...

She may be glad you aren't her son, but you have a greater reason to be happy. There's nothing worse than being unclassy, and this woman certainly lacks class. Imagine a mother who has a mouth like that? I have one thing: RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS JERK WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!!!!

I know of a lawyer who is quite versed with the emancipation process.

kristi said...

She may be glad you aren't her son, but you have a greater reason to be happy. There's nothing worse than being unclassy, and this woman certainly lacks class. Imagine a mother who has a mouth like that? I have one thing to say to her children, if she has any: RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS JERK WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!!!!

I know of a lawyer who is quite versed with the emancipation process.

Jen A. Miller said...

HA! I once had someone tell me that my publication wasn't good enough for him to wipe his butt with. I laughed -- and thought of how uncomfortable that would feel.

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