3/13/08

Is My Mom Trying To Tell Me Something By Sending Me This Email Forward? If So...Awkward

This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.


[I looked it up -- it's a bogus email circulating since 1995 and based on a December 1985 Weekly World News article...Email forwards are seriously the single worst thing to come out of the www revolution. From now on, I'm too busy looking at something awesome on YouTube to open another FWD.]

5 comments:

JZ said...

Ew. That dog is a freak and belongs in the basement with the rest of the freaking freaks. Ew. Freak with no front paws. Away with you.

I mean, um, legless dogs are people, too. Nothin' but love for the li'l fella.

Anonymous said...

Why do people still forward this kinda crap without looking it up on urban myths or just googling it?

Even on facebook people are perpetuating this chain letter stuff.

I guess people like junk mail!!

Salsa guy

AV said...

Parents are so great, aren't they? Before my engagement, my father advised that if I did happen to get engaged that I do it in absolute secrecy. He "had a feeling" my ex-fiance was going to show up and make some mischief. I told him he was silly and he looked at me sternly and said, "I just have a feeling that if he showed up on that bike you'd be out of that church faster than your prom dress." THANKS DAD.

Although, between you and me, at my wedding (which as you recall was a fast and furious Las Vegas affair), sitting in that little room waiting to go into the chapel, I was just staring at the wall waiting for the door to open and Matthew to be standing there on a Ducati. My paranoia was only furthered by the strange guy who came in for a soda and asked, very casually, if I was the runaway bride. I never figured out what that was about. But it made my heart jump into my throat.

I didn't shake the feeling until we were married, four minutes later and running across the grass into our car and dashing off onto the Strip. I know you're curious, so if you haven't read about it, I linked the exact entry on my blog. I'm cool like that.

Sara Mu said...

I've heard this a few times myself. I like to believe that somewhere, somehow this could be true.

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