- Why did Deborah paint so many paintings of her boyfriends?
- Why are they so good?
- Why are the boyfriends often in various states of undress?
- Do I have smaller pectorals than these guys?
- More to the point, does Deborah think about the fact that I have the smallest pectorals?
- Are my lack of pectorals related to the fact that there are 0 paintings of me in the basement?
- Or is it the lack of facial hair?
- And why is Deborah looking at me weird as I take pictures of these boys in the basement?
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