Another Reason To Get Married

I'm psyched to get a wedding band, which I will use to scare off single women, lonely men, coin thieves and would-be assassins. Mine will be silver, or at least gray, and I assume it will look like everyone else's. I can't wait to make that annoying tapping sound on the table with it, too.


Sarah said...

is deb going to have something cool engraved on the inside? sam's ring says "member: team sam and sarah" only the place that did the engraving got the semi-colon screwed up so it sort of says "memberiteam sam and sarah" which is irritating but at least *we* know what it means

Matt Katz said...

ooh that's cool. maybe we'll get memberteamdebandmatt.

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