BREAKING: Our First Dance Will Not Be Ironic

Today's Latest Wedding Craze is the surprise, ironic, choreographed First Dance. Since everybody is doing this these days, and since we don't want to be like everyone else, we will defy this tradition and do something that involves neither irony nor choreography.

This is the clip I've received 85 times in the past week. It's the most popular first dance circulating online, probably because the couple is hot:

Traditional Indian wedding gets suddenly, shockingly ghetto-fabulous:

Classical music ends in a bad-ass breakdance:

This is some crappy pop song that turns into a hot Boyz II Men "Motown Philly" jam:

Jack Johnson > Michael Jackson:

And finally, the wedding party gets involved:


saryn said...

i'd love to attend a wedding where something like this happened, but i fear i'd have too much performance anxiety to do it for my own big day...there's a lot to fret about as is. then again, maybe a little karaoke routine to an aaron neville/linda ronstadt would be fun.

Jen A. Miller said...

It would be an easy way to involve Jay Z in your wedding -- it's what the people want, after all.

designer-in-denial said...

thanks to our good friends who will be live performing the music for it. Way to be a jerk matt! Notice no comment from JZ, someone is understandably hurt.

Old Man Snap said...

Hey! What happened to the part about offending your boy JZ (you know, the real one) and reducing him to trying to determine if those are his tears, or God's, on his pillow when he woke up this morning?

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